Last Updated: October 27, 2026
Quick Summary
The best funny golf shirts for men pair bold prints and sayings with performance fabric, and ReadyGOLF's picks run from $24.95 to $34.95. Choose a bacon or fried eggs print for maximum laughs, or a Duck Hook polo for the slicer in your group.
- ReadyGOLF has sold bold golf apparel since 1998.
- The Holey Polo is the best value pick at $24.95.
- Funny golf polos split into graphic prints and shirts with sayings.
- Check your course dress code before wearing a joke shirt.
- A bacon polo makes a funny golf shirt gift for a breakfast-loving buddy.
Table of Contents
- Top Funny Golf Polos for Men Who Want to Stand Out
- Golf Shirts With Funny Sayings and Bold Prints
- Crazy Golf Shirts for Men: Fit, Fabric, and Value
- Frequently Asked Questions
Top Funny Golf Polos for Men Who Want to Stand Out
The best funny golf shirts for men start with a simple idea: your shirt should say something before you do. ReadyGOLF has sold bold golf apparel since 1998.
A shirt that sparks a joke earns its place.
Here are our favorites, starting with the loudest.
1. Bacon Mens Golf Polo Shirt by ReadyGOLF: $34.95 An all-over bacon print in lightweight, moisture-wicking micro-mesh polyester, with a relaxed cut in the belly. See the bacon-print polo
2. Holey Polo Mens Golf Polo Shirt by ReadyGOLF: $24.95 Golf holes, flags, and greens on a performance polyester blend. Lightweight, breathable, machine washable.
3. Fried Eggs Mens Golf Polo Shirt by ReadyGOLF: $34.95 A lively fried egg print. Pair the two for a ham-and-eggs team outfit.
Golf Shirts With Funny Sayings and Bold Prints
Funny golf polos split into two camps: graphic prints and shirts with something to say.
4. The Quote Shirt Mens Golf Polo Shirt by ReadyGOLF: $24.95 An all-over print of classic movie quotes for fans of golf's funniest film. Lightweight and moisture-wicking.
5. The Bird Middle Finger Mens Golf Polo Shirt by ReadyGOLF: $24.95 Skulls and a hand flipping the bird, printed edge to edge. Save it for the casual Saturday group.
6. Duck Hook Mens Golf Polo Shirt by ReadyGOLF: $34.95 Cheerful rubber ducks and golf hooks, a tribute to the shot that never goes straight.
Bacon Mens Golf Polo Shirt by ReadyGOLF →
7. Beer On The Wall Mens Golf Polo Shirt by ReadyGOLF: $34.95 A playful beer bottle pattern. Lightweight, moisture-wicking, and a conversation starter.
Three more worth a look:
- Roadkill Mens Golf Polo Shirt by ReadyGOLF, $34.95: a realistic tire track graphic. Gag humor at its most committed. View the roadkill polo
- Beer Girl Mens Golf Polo Shirt by ReadyGOLF, $34.95: Irish beer maidens, mugs, and shamrocks. Built for St. Patrick's Day scrambles.
- Dancing Gopher Mens Golf Polo Shirt by ReadyGOLF, $34.95: a grooving gopher, all over. Mischief you can wear.
Crazy Golf Shirts for Men: Fit, Fabric, and Value
Crazy golf shirts for men can combine personality with comfort.
Fit. Athletic, tailored through the shoulders and chest with a relaxed belly. Check the Mr Bones performance polo's details before you buy.
Fabric.
Value. Our funny golf polos run $24.95 to $34.95.
Dress code. Check your course first.
Gifts. These make funny golf shirt gifts: a bacon polo for the breakfast-obsessed buddy, a Duck Hook for the friend whose slice has a nickname.
Shirt |
Price |
Fabric |
Best For |
|---|---|---|---|
Bacon Polo |
$34.95 |
Polyester micro-mesh |
Maximum laughs |
Holey Polo |
$24.95 |
Performance blend |
Best value |
Fried Eggs Polo |
$34.95 |
Polyester micro-mesh |
Team scrambles |
The Quote Shirt |
$24.95 |
Performance blend |
Movie fans |
Duck Hook Polo |
$34.95 |
Performance blend |
Slicers with humor |
Frequently Asked Questions
Are funny golf shirts allowed on golf courses?
Check the course policy before wearing a humorous polo.
What should men look for in a funny golf shirt?
Prioritize moisture-wicking fabric, breathability, and a fit that lets you swing freely. ReadyGOLF's athletic fit tailors the shoulders and chest while relaxing through the belly. Check that the print is an all-over design rather than a small logo, and confirm care instructions. Prices range from $24.95 to $34.95.
Are funny golf polos comfortable enough to play in?
Some ReadyGOLF funny golf polos feature lightweight, moisture-wicking performance fabric. The Holey Polo and The Quote Shirt are machine washable. The athletic fit is tailored in the shoulders and chest but relaxed in the belly.
Your next round deserves a shirt with a punchline. ReadyGOLF has stocked bold golf apparel since 1998, with over 30,000 products, personal attention on every order, and most orders shipping within 24 hours. Browse our full collection of loud golf shirts and find the print that fits your game. Get started with ReadyGOLF and turn the first tee into your best entrance.
