Ted Movie Talking Golf Headcover - R-Rated

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R-Rated - Ted Talking Golf Headcover

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up.

Play golf with a raunchy-talking teddy bear - Ted! Based on the 2012 comedy film directed and written by Seth MacFarlane, starring Mark Wahlberg,

This Ted R-Rated Talking Golf Club Cover ought to liven up the country club! He looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy when he starts saying stuff. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book (or a golf club) by its cover!

You cannot change the batteries in the Ted Talking Golf Club Cover as they are irreplaceable. They should last about 3,000 hits. Includes non-replaceable batteries.

Measures approximately 13 1/2-inches tall x 6 1/2-inches wide x 5 1/2-inches long.

  • Fit 460cc drivers
  • Made of the highest quality materials
  • Adds individuality and personality to your golf bag
  • Will accommodate all legal drivers in use
  • Best protection and value for the money
  • Makes for easy golf bag identification


You'll love this Talking Ted Golf Club Cover that says 5 phrases directly out of the hilarious Ted movie:

"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm-I'm a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded."

"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f@!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'"

"Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!"

"Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise)."

"Oh f@!# that, it's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together




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